HUMANCENTiPAD starts out with Cartman bragging to everyone about how cool his iPad is. However, we soon discover that Cartman glued a piece of glass to an iPad cover and doesn’t really have an iPad.
This begins the first storyline of the episode, Cartman’s manipulation of his mom. Rather than blaming himself for lying to everyone about having an iPad, he blames his mom for making him wait until his birthday to get one.
Meanwhile, Kyle is being hounded by Apple. Apple informs Kyle he agreed to the terms and conditions on the last update for iTunes. Kyle must fulfill that contract by doing whatever Apple wants, including letting Apple shoot Kyle’s dad with a Taser and being a part of Apple’s new product.
This was a fairly good opening episode of South Park. The jokes about not reading the agreement were spot on, and Cartman went to great lengths to have the upper hand on all his friends.